Outlander family tree
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It have started to bug me that it is impossible to keep track of how people are related in the Outlander books, and adding a bit of time travelling doesn't make the tree itself any straighter. The blue rectangle is simply there because it seemed like a good idea to indicate that it was the same people, although in different times.
As I worked with this I realised Roger and Brianna would never have met if they both stayed in the time they were conceived (1745 and ca. 1940.) Even if Jamie had fathered Brianna at the age of ninety and herself had grown to be close to a hundred, we're only reacing a bit before the first World War, with luck! And that's containing a lot of 'what if's and 'maybe's.
To get Morag to line up with being Roger's six-times great grandmother I assumed a new generation to lead the line would appear every twenty-fifth year, and still it doesn't line up completely.
All I all I have concluded Jamie to be Roger's first cousin, seven times removed, in addition to his father-in-law, of course. Brianna is then Roger's second cousin, six times removed. In turn, Jemmy would have to be third cousin, six times removed with his own father, seen from his mother's side, and the same reversed to his mother, seen from his father's side. To add to the tangle: He's his own fourth cousin, seven (?) times removed. His grandfather, Jamie, is also his first cousin, eight times removed. Dougal is pretty straight forward his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather, in addition to being his mother's father's maternal uncle. That kid got a lot of MacKenzie-blood running through his veins.
I refuse to think of how Young Ian and co. fits into that.
I might have got some of that wrong, to be honest, but you can see how it lines up for yourself.

Ireland, Scotland and history
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Just a random update to praise Scottish and Irish folk music and annoyance at how bands nowadays seems it fitting to punk them up and ruin good songs.

Rising of the moon is by far my current favourite, together with Kiss me I'm Irish, even if it's rather different.... Well, it's good songs! 

Meme!
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was bored, so here:

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:

01.) Charlie Weasley



02.) Peeves



03.) Neville Longbottom



04.) Hagrid



05.) James Potter



06.) Oliver Wood



07.) Rose Weasley



08.) Hermione Granger



09.) Umbridge



10.) Molly Weasley



11.) Fleur Delacour



12.) Bill Weasley



01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Oliver/Fleur, nope.



02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hagrid... Not hot, but charming in his own clumsy way.



03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Bill got Hermione preggers? Dude, there's too many fics like that, go read one of them, I'm not getting into that nastiness.


04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Umbridge... Not really.



05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Pevees/Oliver... Doubt it, but it would be entertaining to read.



06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

James/Umbridge or James/Molly. Then I have to say the latter.



07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Rose walks in on Peeves and Bill having sex? Brain-damage and years in therapy!



08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Neville/Molly. Molly Weasley finally meets the son of her old best friend Alice at his grandmothers funeral. When she goes to comfort him she finds her feeling are more than maternal. And not only that but...mutual?  Hehe!



09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Charlie/Hermione. Yes, but for the love of cheese, don't make me read or write it!



10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Rose/Bill. «An uncle have many purposes»... Why do that almost sound dirty?


11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Hagrid de-flowering Charlie! My god! Well, at least they are somewhat friends, so Hagrid would probably take Charlie out in the forbidden forest or down to the lake and give him a very sore bum, no amount of lube and stretching will make a half-giant fit into anything all human!


12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Rose. Do that even exist?



13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Neville. Sure.



14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Fleur. Yup, let's say that.



14.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Peeves/Hagrid/James... Probably not. O.O



15.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Molly. Do «bitch» count?



16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hermione. Supercalifraglistic-whatever-it-is!



17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Charlie/Oliver/Bill. Warning: contains slash, incest, really hot guys and Quidditch, proceed with caution!



18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Molly to use on Peeves... “Oh, dear, you're shirt's not tucked in.” Or maybe not.



19.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

James. Honestly, I haven't read a lot of fics lately, but a couple of months ago I think I stumbled across some Marauder-goodiness.



20.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Oliver Wood likes to do it up against the shower-wall in the changing room. With Charlie.



21.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Fleur wouldn't shag Umbridge for all the money in all the Gringott-vaults! Never-ever-ever!



22.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Neville and Rose... He's be so scared of her family thinking he hurt her she'd be way on top in public and they would be equal at home.



23.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Charlie and Umbridge are in a happy relationship until Umbridge suddenly runs off with Hagrid. Charlie, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Fleur and a brief unhappy affair with Bill, then follows the wise advice of James and finds true love with Neville.

Let's break down all the wrong things in this: Charlie wouldn't touch Umbridge with a hot poker after what he's heard about her from his brothers, Hagrid wouldn't talk to her after the way she treated him, Charlie would hopefully not grieve over the toad, Fleur... Well, maybe she was drunk and curious. If Bill and Charlie had an affair, I doubt it would be unhappy, even if it should be wrong, James wouldn't give wise advice, not even from beyond the grave, and Neville... Damn, Neville and Charlie sounds like a good ship!

24.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Rose/Hermione. Well, that's strange, creepy and wrong!
 

A stroke of genius!
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Blackmailing myself to get out of bed with these:  


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Just a little lesson I caught pretty quickly. Please ignore the lopsided abs, it seems my brain thinks just cuz I'm crooked as a sailor everyone else is, too... Gave him a nice tan in photoshop, though. And not really porn, but nice nakedness.

Writer's Block: I Don't Normally Do This Kind of Thing
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Harry Potter. When I was about thirteen I scoffed it off as children's books, but picked up the first one when I was extremely bored and got sucked in. Had been read the first three in third grade or something and been amazed then, but as a thirteen-year-old, forget it, I wouldn't fancy such a childish thing as magic. Well, that's just what it is, magic, and today my life sadly contains too much Potter...

Taste of slash
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Why I caved in and made an LJ
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Yeah, why was that again?

Oh, right, have to have a place to post my porn, cuz deviantART are a bit pruny that way and I don't want to ruin my name over there. 
Well, it's not gonna be hard-core stuff, but I'm unable to draw clothes and like drawing the curves of naked bodies. Sue me...

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